If you want to realize just how different regions of the United States can be, just consider the school holiday. Few things in the life of a student are as sweet as a break from classes. There’s no jarring sound to break into your peaceful morning slumber. There’s no early morning rush to get ready after you accidentally hit the “snooze” button too many times. And if, God forbid, you do have some type of homework to do, you don’t have to put on proper pants to do it. My school holidays were spent sleeping in and generally doing nothing because I like to ascribe to Calvin and Hobbes’ philosophy: “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” And in rural…
