America’s Next Tainted Food

It’s ANTF time again!!! I know Tyra is just SOOOOO excited about this cycle. Oh wait…. there’s something I’m getting wrong.

Who will be America’s Next Tainted Food? They’ve got to be fierce. Like, puke your guts out, kill 30 people fierce.

My predictions:

  • Potatoes (Dan Quayle will have his revenge)
  • Lettuce (It’s such an attention-whore vegtable)
  • Veggie-mite (The Australians have it coming)
  • Bacon

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