The One About Big Brother
I am excited. Because my person won. Spoiler after jump!Dan was the absolute best choice!!! Why? His gameplay was AMAZING. Seriously.
- Feigning weakness? Genius!
- Playing headgames? Superb!
- Following the power? Smart!
- Hugging Jessie awkwardly for 10 seconds? Dramatic!
- Deceiving houseguests? Crafty!
- Omitting information? Tactful!
- Naming your final two alliance? Awesome!
- Secret handshake? Hardcore!
- Putting up your alliance member twice? Magnificent!
- The controlled-shout voice? Annoying, but I got over it.
I only wish Memphis and Dan had carried on a Deepthroat/Woodstein relationship. True spy-style. Placing a certain item of clothing on your bed or leaving secret messages for the other. How cool would that have been?
Seriously, CBS. Next year? Bring in two ex-CIA agents.
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